Comments To Hate

Busted! Reds reported after smoking victory cigars in clubhouse

Posted in Comments to Hate by dontazeme on September 30, 2010

Yahoo! Sports

Total Comments at time of reading: 1,199
Actually First: “Them stogies there stink!” –Laser-Show
Winner: “A smelly cigar is much preferable to what those gassy athletes emit.” -SanJuanKid
Number of comments until hate: 16
First to hate: “Castellini should just suck all the players. He looks like the kind of fruit who’d really enjoy that.” –Stephen C
WTF: “pure commy, and hate ful people are so ugly these days,i hate these type of people,they just keep sticking their head up your butt” -BillJenn
Number of comments to Obama: 21
First to Obama: “These ‘whistleblowers’ are the left-wing Obama eco-nuts. They vote the same, think the same and do not tolerate freedom” -AJ

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“Snooki” takes romance from hot tub to book world

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on September 30, 2010

From Reuters, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading:27
Actually first:“Talk about short fat & ugly just wonder how long will it take before book ends up at .99 cent store or $1.00 tree stote” -Tuna***luna
Winner: “The last time I got ‘Snooki’, it took a series of shots in the back side and several weeks to get rid of!” -Smith-Jones-Guy
Number of comments until hate: 1
First to hate:“Talk about short fat & ugly just wonder how long will it take before book ends up at .99 cent store or $1.00 tree stote” -Tuna***luna
WTF: “IS SHE THE VAMPIRE ON TrUE BLOOD////??” -Father Jesus
Number of comments to Obama:14
First to Obama: “She makes as much sense as a writer or actress as Obama does a politician. That is her appeal. Sort of a train wreck you can’t stop watching.” -Hugh Jardon
*Bonus* First to “Get it? GET IT?!”: “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life girl.” -Joe King
[then, roughly 24 hours later, same article]
“I will say it one more time. “FAT, DRUNK, AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”” -Joe King

Kids with ADHD more likely to have missing DNA

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on September 30, 2010

Associated Press, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading:162
Actually first: “Very interesting article as a parent of a child who was first diagnosed with ADD and then Asparger’s Syndrome. But I’m not sure that this genetic anamoly has to be “fixed”. Maybe in severe cases, but society does need people that think “outside the box” and are creative in different ways.” -Martha
Winner:“They told us this would happen if we did acid” -John
Number of comments until hate: 2
First to hate:“Don’t let them breed. Problem solved.” -Zidane
WTF: “Why do squirrels walk across the sea live in a box and stack things up to the moon pies. – double monkey – horseshle – hopscotch – diaphragm – yahoo – pool cue NOT SO GENIOUS” -Mister ED
Number of comments to Obama: 15
First to Obama: “Huh? What? It’s all Bush’s fault. No Obama did it. What? Where was bin laden during all this. Who? I don’t remember what this is about now.” -Cornholio
*Bonus* First to take things too literally: “Where did the DNA go? lol people these days believing everything they hear hahahaha” -David Homer

Ochocinco cereal box uses sex-line number

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on September 30, 2010

Associated Press, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 19
Actually first: “Ocho should focus on catching td’s and less on f**king cereal. Unless its boo berry, that’s delicious.” -Borc Bortzfield
Winner: “””Start your day with a lil suga!!!””” -Philomath
Number of comments until hate: 13
First to hate: “Ochostink-O’s the cereal of big mouths.” -SIMON SAYS
WTF: NA
Number of comments to Obama:18
First to Obama: “C’mon people, wake up. This is clearly a conspiracy by Obama or his Muslim friends!!! (what’s the txt.abb. for “tongue in cheek”)?” -BIG WOOF!
*Bonus* First to quality contribution: “lol” -RobS

Contador blames bad meat for positive doping test

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on September 30, 2010

From Associated Press, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading:340
Actually first: “Like Greg LeMond says, ALL these guys are cheaters. Lance is on notice…” -Truth Not Insult
Winner: “It’s possible. One time a professional bicyclist accidently bumped into me and I tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.” -Jeff
Number of comments until hate: 2
First to hate: “They all cheat and are ‘juicers’, so let’s just ban bicycle racing in general and the TDF in particular. That will teach them not to cheat.” -Dandy
WTF: “Theres a joke about this nun who rides a bike around the convent going “Woo! Woo! Woo!” and the Mother Superior comes out and threatens to make her put the seat back on.. something something I forget how it goes” -Captain America!
Number of comments to Obama: 31
First to Obama: “This is what happens when you elect liberal socialists like Obama. This whole thing is his fault. He has ruined cycling forever. We’ll remember in November.” -Blame Obama
*Bonus* First to go there: “WHERE’S THE BEEF???”BUD Of The WEISER

What Aliens Would See When Spying On Our Solar System

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on September 30, 2010

From Space.com, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 65
Actually first: “maybe you can find answers here: [SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!]” -Zun Zun
Winner: “I have a skylight in my bathroom. I hope they didn’t see me rubbing one out this morning.” -Marty
Number of comments until hate: 2
First to hate:“Aliens wouldnt see anything ’cause we’re alone in the vast universe. Says our ridiculous bible-crazed right-wing.” -LandonL
WTF: “And you guys still do not know that in 1934 the so called sir Winston Churchill signed a treaty with the greys. And same thing with Hitler. He chose the Giza renegades aliens for technology. […] The greys race are dying for they have been totally manipulated to not reproduce anymore by a better aliens than them they are Alpha draconian. Go do some research. Find Project Camelot. There are so many whistle blowers from the black government disclosing the truth behind our backs.” -Awaken By The Archangels
Number of comments to Obama: 4
First to Obama: “Shhh! Don’t tell Obama about aliens spying on the solar system. He’ll try to recruit them, give them free health care, education, food stamps, etc. if they will just vote for Democrats.”  -GPfisher
*Bonus* First to Wikus: “When is the sequel to District 9 coming out?” -La Dee Dah

Rate board denies Postal Service price hike plea

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on September 30, 2010

From Associated Press, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 2941
Actually first: “‘Government run’ means it will never break even no matter how much they charge! Even with laws prohibiting competition. Soon the post office will no longer be needed.” -Sal
Winner: “Why doesn’t anybody complain about BLUE HEADLIGHTS ???” -William
Number of comments until hate: 9
First to hate: “If ever an Government Agency & it’s IDIOT in charge needed an investigation as to what’s wrong with it, it’s definately this one. Seems there is ZERO ( 0 ) ACCOUNTABILITY. OH, I forgot, it’s the GOV’T–NO ONE is ACCOUNTABLE!” -BhodieZapha
WTF: “WHITE PEOPLE SHOLD BE PRAYSING GOD INSTED OF PRAYSING PAGEN IDELS AND ARE WE GOING TO HELPS THOSE AFRICAN AMERICANS IN HAETE INSTED WHITE PEOPLE SPEND MONEY FOR FIRE CRAKERS FOR THE 4 JULY WICH IS A WHITE PEOPLE HOLDAY” -Latosha
Number of comments to Obama: 7
First to Obama: “I’m not sure how, but this is entirely Obama’s fault. ALL HIS FAULT. now, back to drinking my tea” -Munox
*Bonus* First to break spellcheck: “rates go up service goes down when will this end. there compottican is winning if you wanna play see whut they do and follow. you cant seem to lead.” -Fah-King Good Time

Fisher-Price recalls more than 10M kid products

Posted in Comments to Hate by dontazeme on September 30, 2010

Yahoo! News

Total Comments at time of reading: 1,128
Actually First: “Bet they were all made in China.” -Roger
Winner: “Oh, for the good old days when the toys all fell apart Christmas morning and we had to wait another year.” –David3
Number of comments until hate: 1
First to hate: “Bet they were all made in China.” -Roger
WTF: “The recession will eventually bring us back…[Followed by 715 words]” -John
Number of comments to Obama: 169
First to Obama: “Let’s guess what company did not donate enough money to obama’s campaign? Any guesses?” -ManBearPig

US scientists find potentially habitable planet near Earth

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on September 30, 2010

From AFP, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 461
Actually first: “SO, this must be the mother planet…” -Husby
Winner: “I bet we put up a Starbucks there by 2012” -Sarah
Number of comments until hate: 2
First to hate: Ship Obummer and his henchmen there to start there NWO!” -Chaz
WTF: [in response to absolutely no one] “That calculation yields the miles away that it is!” -GrantT
Number of comments to Obama: 2
First to Obama: “Ship Obummer and his henchmen there to start there NWO!” -Chaz
*Bonus* First to EARFFF: “oh what a bunch of bull. they just need govt. funds. how easy would it be to just say OMG LOOK THERES ANOTHER PLANET LIKE EARFFF OUT THERE!!! and then the cash rolls in. theyve been talking this crap for decades and what do we do? we send a friggin tonka truck to MARS, WHERE WE KNOW IS UNINHABITED. this crap is just a ploy.” -Jeff D

Swanky new Vegas hotel’s ‘death ray’ proves inconvenient for some guests

Posted in Comments to Hate by dontazeme on September 29, 2010

Yahoo! News

Total Comments at time of reading: 541
Actually First: “It remains to be seen if this will help or hurt Vdara. Pool season will be coming to a close soon…” -How It IS
Winner: “Oh my god a hotel that gives you the squirts.” –Kevin W
Number of comments until hate: 98
First to hate: “Is that where black people come from?” -Z
WTF: “and they say Satan is a bad engineer- this is proof of his technical brilliance- hee hee!” –St. Petrovich
Number of comments to Obama: 15
First to Obama: “Obama Hussein created the death rule to stop Republicans from gaining control in Nov.” –Gene Smith