Comments To Hate

Very early photographic images of humans discovered

Posted in Comments to Hate by dontazeme on October 28, 2010

Yahoo! News

Total Comments at time of reading: 4,433
Actually First: “Two people can be seen in Daguerre’s picture: the shoe shiner and the shoe shinee.” -Scamp
Winner: “is the guy on the left Captin Morgan?” -Kevin
Number of comments until hate: 106
First to hate: “Looks like two blacks wiating for their welfare check.” -DavidF
WTF: “I sharted” –Lori R
Number of comments to Obama: 51
First to Obama: “It’s all Obama’s fault!!” – Sick of All The Distortion

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Without driver or map, vans go from Italy to China

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on October 28, 2010

From Associated Press, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 155
Actually first: “had to be recharged 8 hours after every 2 hours of driving ?? scrap that junk. -J.V. DZUGASHVILI
Winner: “My grandfather shared this idea over 25 years ago, but he could not afford a lawyer to see it through. The US is full of brilliant people, but sometimes racism stifles our progress.” -Harold / “My great-grandfather shared his idea of one day constructing a vast communication network that would allow half-wits to post non sequiturs and ridiculous assertions. He shared this idea with Alexander Graham Bell who promptly stole it and patented all the technology required to make it happen. Bell was able to do this because my great-grandfather was Irish.” -Michael
Number of comments until hate: 3
First to hate: “DARPA is all I have to say about that. Glad they did their test runs over there & didn’t endanger people over here. Sad those govts allowed experimental vehicles on the roads with their citizens.” -Brent R
WTF: “If only they have a virgin in it” -Lachino
Number of comments to Obama: 43
First to Obama: “WOW… it just makes me so happy to see Europe and China passing us in just about every field of science and technology….. thanks Obama for the change !!! We were #1 for too long….. NOT !!!!” -George
*Bonus* First to see smoke weeds potential: “great! it can bring your children from school, drive your husband off a cliff, deliver a pizza, let you smoke weeds while driving, etc, etc.. let your imagination go wild about its applications..” -Ben The Hard Thinking Monkey

Civil War dolls get X-rayed for signs of smuggling

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on October 28, 2010

From Associated Press, via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 375
Actually first: “Nice article about our history.” -David
Winner: [responding to comment “The Civil War killed more Americans than any other war”] “probably because it was Americans fighting Americans” -p0o9i8u7y6t5r4e3
Number of comments until hate: 7
First to hate: “The greatest generation are for the most part whiners and complainers. They hate younger people. They think they should get everything free” -Ronald
WTF: “sex dolls really? who would have imagined that civil war soldiers were diddlin’ Nina and Lucy Ann-” -Eeeeeeeeee
Number of comments to Obama: 33
First to Obama: “Can we xray Nobama’s head and see if he has a brain?” -Petunia
*Bonus* First to comment in the form of a poem: “And another Doll Does what her guy says.
She keeps mouth shut for ever.
No one goes to Jail.
America was built on smuggling,
Why are we so amazed.” -Smiley Dave

Hawaii beach garbage recycled as vacuum cleaner

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on October 28, 2010

From Associated Press,  via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 325
Actually first: “I think this is cool. I also think the industrialized nations of the world that are creating these oceanic trash pits should pay to clean them. We’re abusing Mother Earth and she seems to be getting tired of it. But most of humanity is so greed driven and so far from our earth based roots they can’t even see the signs all around us.” -Riverrat
Winner: “So why doesn’t electrolux start mass producing and selling these with collected plastic??? These are made just for display while electrolux is still churning out more vacuums not made with “un-recycled” plastic.” -BrandiH
Number of comments until hate: 24
First to hate: “what a fun and imaginitive way to shove guilt about the ecosystem down your throat I bet tons of these things are gonna wash up on hawaii’s beaches!!” -Poolman
WTF: “Now if they can make re-useable toilet paper.” -Howard Johnson
Number of comments to Obama: 34
First to Obama: “Thats’ it, Obama is a vacuum, thats’ why he sucks!!!!!!!!!!!” -Booger
*Bonus* First to propose MORE dumping in the ocean as a solution: “Recycling is all well and good but… it is an expensive process and puts out more pollution then before. Maybe the ocean is a solution. I always thought we could build giant metal containers that we could fill with trash and toss them in the ocean where they could sit at the bottom for eternity. The fish wouldn’t be bothered either.” -Recneps

China boasts world’s fastest supercomputer

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on October 28, 2010

From AFP,  via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 568
Actually first: “that is nothing,it contains a lot of american products inside.” -Adam
Winner: “yeah but i bet world of warcraft will STILL lag on it….. FOR THE HORDE!” -yesiinhale
Number of comments until hate: 10
First to hate: “Maybe after 2 weeks it will be broken
China product sucks” -Andrei
WTF: “computor not purty – kara is. more kara – less chicomp.” -Larryj
Number of comments to Obama: 18
First to Obama: “Using ‘Mostly American chips’!  Thanks for the CHANGE OBAMA! They own our loans, we owe them now trillions and your on COMEDY CENTRAL? We better all get ready to learn chinese. American dream is now a Nightmare!” -George
*Bonus* First to campaign on a platform of supercomputing: “Under President Bush we had the world’s fastest supercomputer. Under Obama, we lose that title to China. So, you see, it’s all Obama’s fault. American prowess and superiority is falling under Obama and the Democratic party. Vote REPUBLICAN so we can regain the title as the nation with the fastest supercomputer!!!” -Richard

College student named police chief in Mexico; no one else applied

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on October 21, 2010

From Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 4,413
Actually first: “It is hard to beleive that AOL would allow this idiot jake to say what he said and print it. this is a bigot as clear as anyone can see. I hope you meet the wrong guy one day jake and you get the short end of the deal. your hatred is clear, you were bred to hate. you will not live too long with that attitude.” -Joe
Winner: “I pray for her safety and that she can make a difference in the drug war in Mexico.” -Robin
Number of comments until hate: 3
First to hate: “Deport all MEXICANS TODAY!” -Pizzaman
WTF: “they need to hire the A-team… some sheet mettle to block bullets, some water pipe and gasoline with a compressor and a truck and they have a bullet proof flame thrower truck.” -Peter
Number of comments to Obama: 21
First to Obama:  “Obama (and Hillary) need to send 20,000 Marines to protect this girl. She has balls.” -Plain Oatmeal
*Bonus* First to satire of racism… or legitimate anti-Smurf hate speech: “I hate all the Blue people on the planet..we should murder all the smurfs and eat them because smurfs are delicious. Just remember everyone, Cannibalism solves world hunger, one person at a time.” -Eric

‘Clinically dead’ woman wakes up in French hospital

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on October 21, 2010

From AFP,  via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 138
Actually first: “After she sees all the crap going on in her country she might want them to pull the plug anyway.” -Copebyrd
Winner: [27 comments blame the misdiagnosis on state-run hospitals or ‘death panels’] “Well this has only been said in the last dozen posts already, but it was a private hospital. Which means no government. It says it right in the article, genius.” -JoeMawma
Number of comments until hate: 3
First to hate: “Ooh our salvation has risen fronm the dead… you Idiots… And it’s a woman ? I think not…” -Kenneth
WTF: “I saw this happen once in a movie.” -Joey Biden
Number of comments to Obama: 9
First to Obama: “I can’t wait til we have that kind of health care here in the USA. Thanks Obummer!” -Colby
*Bonus* First to aim for the head: “Clearly she’s a zombie. Somebody better shoot her in the head before she eats our brains. Has nobody in France seen a zombie movie before?” -00-Negative

Woman brings fake $10,000 bill to Mass. bank

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on October 21, 2010

From Associated Press,  via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 85
Actually first: “i’m a collector myself. i have 100 of the remaining $10,000 bills. anyone have a big old diamond or ruby you’re looking to sell?” -Turtlewannabee
Winner: “Banks should have Monopoly sets under the counters to make change for such people.” -Josh H
Number of comments until hate: 18
First to hate: “All women have mental health issues…at the ones I know” -Tom Bosley’s Ghost
WTF: “Nilli Tsongas will do ANYTHING to try to win the election!” -DemsRMaggots
Number of comments to Obama: 11
First to Obama: “So when they going to call the feds in to arrest Odumbo?” -Bob
*Bonus* First to debate at a third grade level: “‘Reminds me of the Dimcrat counterfeiter that printed some $18 dollar bills. He tried to pass them at the bank and the teller said. “what kind of change could I make with this?”. The Dimcrat said give me 2 nines or 3 sixes.'” -Reagan Rocks, “The CONcerviturds are still trying to sell the bridge to nowhere. Only a Pee Party member would fall for that crap!” -USA

World’s longest cat — Stewie — measures 4 feet

Posted in Comments to Hate by tazehim on October 21, 2010

From Associated Press,  via Yahoo! News

Total comments at time of reading: 531
Actually first: “How about a picture of the kitty?” -Thunderspreck
Winner: “Does there always have to be some ***** that spins a totally non-political story into an ‘Yeah, cuz Obama’s a_____, see that? Clever joke i did, thumbs up this comment!'” -Quiroga
Number of comments until hate: 15
First to hate: “Don’t you teabaggers ever work?” -Jim C
WTF : “My kitty wikes num nums.” -Bob
Number of comments to Obama: 42
First to Obama/Baseball: “Four feet eh? Still not as long as former community organizer obama’s nose, which keeps getting longer with every passing moment. Go Rangers !” -Almost2012
*Bonus* Inevitable LOLCATS are inevitable: “In the dark recesses of hell, Tacgnol is also preparing for the epic battle that will define the future of mankind!!!!” -S,  “Repent this caturday! Give our faith to Longcat!” -Sajota, “ITS TACGNOL!!! O__O CATNAROK IS AT HAND!” -Keith Allan [in addition to 63 separate comments from different users stating that “Long cat is long.”]

Apple unveils new MacBook Air, previews revamped Mac OS X

Posted in Comments to Hate by dontazeme on October 21, 2010

Yahoo!

Total Comments at time of reading: 462
Actually First: “apple sucks” -Kevin
Winner: “thats what she said” -Scissors
Number of comments until hate: 8
First to hate: “i heard steve jobs has aids. true story.” -Walter
WTF: “Steve Jobbs is a Syrian Muslim. Each $ you give him goes to Syria LOL. Americans are so ignorant.” -Beruwala
Number of comments to Obama: 59
First to Obama: “It’s all Barracks fault!” –Obamas Afro